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This is a webpage. It is mine. My name is Ethan. I am a Saggitarius and I enjoy long walks on the beach. If presented with the chance, I would most likely rob a bank and/or several jewelry stores. Scaly Man Fish seeking a strong man to hold me at night. If you fit this description, notify me at !-800-NOTAREALNUMBER.com.

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Food Empanadas
Music The Strokes
Movie Inception
Books Misery, 'Salem's Lot
Website The Jam

 

 

 

 

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Ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?